it's jokes

Time

    • What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

    Dinner

    • I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

    Egg

    • I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

    I think someone must've poached it.

    Weight

    • Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

    it's memes

    Blind

    • I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

    I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

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    • Adoption

    • I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

    Job

    • Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

    The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"