it's jokes

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.