it's jokes
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?