it's jokes
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.