it's jokes

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.

What stresses a baby strawberry out?

When its mom is in a jam.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.