it's jokes
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.