it's jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Always trust strangers
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."