it's jokes
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
You soak balls, get it?
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.