it's jokes
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.