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Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!