it's jokes

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Why can't orphans go to Costco?

Because it's a family shop.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Stop it why offends... asf.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

I got fired for not doing enough work.

Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.

Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)

I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.