it's jokes

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!

Stop it why offends... asf.

You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is it called when orphans take a selfie?

A family photo.

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!