it's jokes
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Values be like for alphabets:
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.