it's jokes
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."