it's jokes
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"