it's jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.