it's jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.
The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."
Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.