it's jokes
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.