it's jokes
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.