it's jokes

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.

What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.

It's sad someone has ligma.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!