it's jokes
It's not a joke.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!