it's jokes
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.