it's jokes
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.