it's jokes
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.