it's jokes
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
"Stop it," said he.