it's jokes
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
Why didnβt the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! π
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Why canβt Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because itβs a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasnβt peeling good.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the π love of your life!π
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!π
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.