it's jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.