it's jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.