it's jokes
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃