it's jokes
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.