it's jokes

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.

Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.