it's jokes
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.