it's jokes
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.