it's jokes

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?

Heartbeat.

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

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