it's jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute only has one crack, and has to wash it and sell it again.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.