it's jokes
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Hollow Knight Meme
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.