it's jokes

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.

He scares the shit out of it.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.