it's jokes
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."