it's jokes
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.