it's jokes
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.