it's jokes
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!