it's jokes
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Did you know pigeons die after sex? At least when I fucked it.