it's jokes
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
How long is it?
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!