it's jokes
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)