it's jokes
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What is a joke?