it's jokes

My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company...

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!

So 666-3629, so get it?

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

I don't like the word "gun".

Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.