it's jokes
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said, "You are what we are looking for, but I need to test your skills." He hands her a pen. He said, "Sell me this pen." She puts it between her boobs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My name has "anus" in it.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)