it's jokes

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.