it's jokes
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."