it's jokes
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.