it's jokes
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
"Stop it," said he.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.