it's jokes

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

You pecan do it!

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.