it's jokes
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
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Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.