it's jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!