it's jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.