it's jokes
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Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??