it's jokes
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!