it's jokes
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”