it's jokes

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.