it's jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
It was 9/10.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.