it's jokes

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.