it's jokes

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?

It's called the Ep-bean.

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.