it's jokes

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

"Do you want to hear a joke?"

"Yes."

"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.