it's jokes

Priest

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A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.

The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"

Police

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

Friend

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My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Intelligence

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I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Dog

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I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

Rape victim

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What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

Ass

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If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.