it's jokes
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War