it's jokes
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.