IT jokes
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
How long is it?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"