IT jokes

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

Why did the cow eat?

Because it was hungry.

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.