IT jokes
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.